Why the Cocaine Everywhere Sweater Is Still a Hit

If you've been browsing the internet for holiday outfits lately, you've probably stumbled upon the cocaine everywhere sweater that basically broke the internet a few years back. It's one of those things that shouldn't really be a "classic," yet here we are, years after it first made headlines, and people are still searching for it every time December rolls around. It's the kind of garment that makes your grandma do a double-take and your edgy cousin laugh until they cry. But how did a piece of knitwear featuring a snow-loving Santa Claus become such a permanent fixture in our cultural lexicon? ...

May 9, 2026 · 7 min · Nikoletta Mcgilvray